watermelon boarding

Watermelon boarding- The act of waving a tasty piece of watermelon repeatedly in front of a good friend's face and at the last moment pulling it away. This being an obvious form of torture, the good friend gets bored and leaves... Watermelon boarding!!!! Lol.

Watermelon boarding is a fun way to entertain oneself on a hot summers day.

by Blah blah blah yada yada yada May 28, 2014

watermelon pee

The liquid that comes out of a watermelon but only if is has chunks in it

Grant: I’m going to go squeeze the water melon for juice
Graydon: Make sure you get watermelon juice and not watermelon pee

by LochNessPlushie May 23, 2018

IQ of a watermelon

OCTAVIA MCKENZIE

"Bro did you see octavia today?"
"Brutha she has the IQ of a watermelon"
(Implying she is retarded)

by ChUnkEy KAUrrY March 12, 2020

Watermelon War

A war caused by a American guy stealing a watermelon in panama (not really a war but a riot)

Do you remember the Watermelon War

by BruhEmperor April 29, 2020

Ghetto watermelons

A dark or light shade female with large breast.

Ayo bro check out that girl standimg in front with them big ghetto watermelons.

by Who am I? I'm a mystery. October 27, 2020

watermelon doink

A watermelon doink is a one of a kind blunt that has been smoked.

What appears to be a watermelon doink

by Dirty ROOSKIE October 19, 2017

Watermelon Planter

A girl who got herself pregnant but doesn't want to tell anyone so she tells everyone she swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew into a watermelon in her stomache, and it looks like she's pregnant.

Guy 1: Sheniqua has been getting fatter lately.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.

by SrivedioYellsALot May 15, 2017