burro surfer

Beastiality towards donkeys

Jeff is a burro surfer because he likes to stick his dick in donkeys assholes

by Knob sniffer September 26, 2021

surfer shower

a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.

daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!

by redheads are hot May 8, 2020

The Silver Surfer

When you paint a surfboard silver and stick it right up there.

“James, fuck are you doing?”
“I’m doing the Silver Surfer ;)”

by 8==========I> May 27, 2019