FKK (Philadelphia Community College)

Used by the students of Philadelphia area schools, a derogatory term used to imply a really bad school (one so bad that they would spell Philly with an "F" and Community College with "KK").

FKK is not a real place, but Community College of Philadelphia is a real school.

Whoa bro, Dan's so dumb he's goin' to FKK (Philadelphia Community College)!

You is sooo smart youse goin to FKK!

by maddstterr5555 April 12, 2010

Philadelphia Surf n Turf

The sexual act where upon a man craps all over a woman's tits and then proceeds to empty out his bladder all over the mess he just created.

Claire asked for the Philadelphia Surf n Turf by name last night! I think this one's a keeper!

by Mr. Charlie007 June 1, 2011

Philadelphia Barn Burner

To have ones pubic region shaved with a straight razor and then shat upon only to have the shat duct taped from the taint to the happy trail after which he is set on fire as a form of revenge.

After noticing that Steve smacked while he ate, Stacy gave him sleeping pills then performed a Philadelphia Barn Burner.

by Dustin King October 21, 2004

Always Sunny In Philadelphia

THE WORST SHOW ON TELEVISION, repetitive, horrible humor and you are a complete honky piece of shit if you like the show. Everyone talks too fast and acts exactly the same as each other.

Asshole: Hey, did you see the latest Always Sunny In Philadelphia last night?

Me: NO YOU FUCKING YUPPIE SCUM PEICE OF SHIT, DIE IN A FUCKING PLANE CRASH YOU FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN IT AHHH

by LebronJackson November 28, 2011

Philadelphia Coffee

Codeword for a beer in a to-go coffee cup. Used by a bartender’s friends or local alcoholics who want to drink a beer on their next commute.

Customer: “hey bartender can you slide me a Philadelphia Coffee.”
Bartender: “ quiet man, the manger is on to me giving you these.”

by Hunteranger May 31, 2021

Philadelphia Beauty Mark

The weeping sore of a herpes labialis outbreak located on the upper or lower lip.

I just got over a cold, and now I have a Philadelphia Beauty Mark.

by Celexis January 3, 2017

philadelphia honeymoon

A murder-suicide, caused by any number of reasons.

Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary recently?
Person 2: Oh you didn't hear? They went off on a Philadelphia Honeymoon last Christmas. He found out she was cheating on him with Phil.

by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019