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by khuav;uhefuv April 12, 2019
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Jonah Bologna Clubhouse

AKA The J.B Clubby, I should’ve patented this while in Utero, but here is the recipe to my Classic Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich!

Ingredients:
- 3 Slices of Bologna ;)
- 2 slices of Bread (your choice)
- Mayonnaise

- Mustard (any but I use Dijon)
- Dill pickles (sliced)
- Sriracha Sauce :P (optional)

You must prepare this sandwich in this order for max efficiency…Start by throwing your two slices of bread into the toaster and place your three Bologna slices (hear me out) over the toaster opening to trap the heat and warm up the Bologna. While you wait for the toast to pop, grab all of the ingredients (cut the pickles if not pre-sliced). Once toasted, spread mayo on both slices of bread and spread mustard and Sriracha in between the Bologna slices, layer the pickles evenly (do not over do), slap the top slice of bread on, apply slight pressure to ensure all contents remain insitu, and cut the sandwich in half to share with someone special or to double down on >:) ENJOY!
Tim: “Yo have you tried the Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich?”
Tom: “Yeah man, all the flavours collide hella”
Tam: “Gotta get me a second J.B Clubby bruv”
by Jonah Bol-On-God December 11, 2024
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Jonah

ginger AF and ignores you usually when you first see them. especially is there was beef before. jonah’s tend to be good at math and play sports they literally hate. (SPEEDOS) also has no eyebrows but pretty chill sometimes and has an odd friend group.
girl1 - “hey look there’s jonah, im pretty sure he’s good at math
girl2 - “oh is he asian?”
girl1 - “nah he’s gotta be irish he’s ginger”
by daddybella02 February 14, 2022
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Jonah

Jonah is fat and ugly. He likes someone called Luella and likes Big Macs. He is a ching chong. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH
Its a JONAH, SO BIG.
IKR SO BIG
by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024
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jonah is maximes friend
maxime like to text jonah moreno
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Jonah Ruisi

a funny, kind, considerate, caring, guy who is always there for you, don't promise you won't fall for him, he's amazing, normally with brown or blonde hair, average or short height, and a Sagittarius normally, he is one of the best people on the planet, never lose or let go of him as you will regret it. keep him around as your best friend.
by tulwul November 24, 2021
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Person one: why are so sad
Person two: it’s Jonah’s birthday today
Person one: fuck
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