Coffee Pinch

The need to defecate after drinking a cup of coffee.

I just drank a venti Starbucks. Imma bout to take a coffee pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Frothy Coffee

When a guy continues anal intercourse after he's already finished inside his partner, usually as a result of PME.

"I couldn't hold back, so I ended up giving her a frothy coffee"

by JimothyJohns June 3, 2021

company coffee

Coffee provided in the workplace. Often used to stay awake through the end of a shift.

"I guzzled down company coffee just to stay alert till closing time"

by CurtisLumber September 2, 2015

Coffee talk

Things not important enough for a biography, yet too important for text.

Let’s save that for coffee talk

by Realcoffeetalk June 24, 2018

Coffee Zombie

A person who is a zombie until s/he has had her/his morning coffee.

Lisa is really being cranky this morning. She must not have had her coffee. You know what a coffee zombie she is.

by PharmGirl99 August 22, 2011

Canadian coffee

Black coffee sweetened with maple syrup.

Hey Jim, how do you take your coffee?

Jim: Do you have any maple syrup? I feel like a Canadian coffee today.

by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 25, 2009

bulletproof coffee

Black coffee with a fat slab of butter

“I feel invincible bro” “I just drank a big cup of bulletproof coffee”

by Grittyjustin92 November 24, 2018