matrix

a maneuver used to save one's self from potential danger

*a AA battery is thrown at Someone's head but luckily he has the reflexes to dodge it*
Someone: "I just pulled a matrix"

by superdude3 October 20, 2003

Matrix

(aka. a metaverse)

A simulated dimension powered by the stars or a highly advanced super-computer, which many people can enter as conscious holograms.

'The gods could have been extraterrestrials who looked the same as the humans, as well as were so technologically advanced that they scientifically created their own matrix and lived in it as immortal conscious simulations.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 21, 2022

matrix

An absolute pain in the ass

Shit i have to do transform this matrix.

by Huge Cocked Boy September 4, 2022

Matrix

A word used a lot more now days due to Andrew Tate

Andrew Tate: We need to escape the matrix

by Txz November 30, 2022

matrix lua

the best anti-aim lua script for gamesense, with innovative features and unbeatable mechanisms, matrix lua is truly a work of modern art and should be treated as such.

"How did I miss you again"
"I use matrix lua bro"

by theone3204 December 18, 2021

matrix COVID

What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.

Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.

The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she will get Matrix COVID

by Bambianca December 25, 2021

The Matrix Rule

When a movie has sequels it is almost always a fact that the first one is good and the rest are absolute shite. Called "The Matrix Rule" because it was one of the first examples of this.

"The second matrix is the best"

*is promptly executed*

"The Matrix Rule"

by Fuck you Coen2 November 12, 2021