Guy: (being dragged by the police) He cut me off!
Cop: Cutting someone off isn't a crime!
Guy: No, the other kind of cut me off!
Cutting someone off is only a crime if it's on the road.
Cop: Cutting someone off isn't a crime!
Guy: No, the other kind of cut me off!
Cutting someone off is only a crime if it's on the road.
by frabrizio December 19, 2017

"Boy, you're skillz jus' aren't up to scratch and those pre-faded Levi's and Diesel Tee are fucking gay."
"Are you dissing my flow?"
"Are you dissing my flow?"
by Diego September 3, 2003

by Hiddenfigures February 10, 2018

by slohciNaraS April 23, 2011

When someone comes to a group of people and asks to buy drugs and someone says they have that drug before you and you sell your drugs before they do.
- Does anyone have any pot?
- I do, I'll be right back I have to go get it. (leaves)
- Yo i got some pot buy it off me.
- OK
- Man, you're cutting someone's grass.
- I do, I'll be right back I have to go get it. (leaves)
- Yo i got some pot buy it off me.
- OK
- Man, you're cutting someone's grass.
by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005

Realizing you messed up and self diagnosing is not answering the question but adding a lot more problems you didn't know you had 🤣😂😂💀
Going to see someone will let all my fans know what's wrong!! No I don't think of killing people but iv spoken about it 😂🤔
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019

by 420pussyeater May 13, 2016
