Feelings of desire for a person who is not particularly attractive but just happens to be the most attractive in the room at that point in time. Often occurs during long boring classes or lectures.
Sufferers usually come to a realisation that the subject of their lust is far less interesting if they ever see them in a different context.
Sufferers usually come to a realisation that the subject of their lust is far less interesting if they ever see them in a different context.
"I thought Joey in my Linguistics class was really hot, but when I saw them in the supermarket I realised it was just a bad case of situational lust"
by Pixel Pixie February 17, 2010
A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.
Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
by Дecca September 10, 2023
Lydia stayed the night at a guys house (who's she's seeing) and wakes up to a random guy in the room on the DJ decks jamming out. "That's a Lydia situation!"
by Not a Neek January 23, 2022
A lulotte situation is that awkward moment between two friends just before they go into a relationship together
I really like Charlotte but but we’re just in a lulotte situation right now and there’s not much I can do
by James Micheal June 07, 2022
by squeeezmosgirl January 07, 2014
Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.
Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
On seeing his car fallen head-first in a ditch, Srihari exclaimed : "We find ourselves in a Samaltous situation".
"Oh man, having Nitin on that trip to Florida made it a Samaltous situation, through and through."
"Oh man, having Nitin on that trip to Florida made it a Samaltous situation, through and through."
by BulleKeBaal March 22, 2024