shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

Shocking the gays

The act of coming out of the closest as a straight or hetrosexual person

Bob: Jean... there's something I need to tell you.
Jean: What cooking good looking?
Bob: I think I'm straight.
Jean: *fiddles with hair* Are you cereal?
Bob: I've been thinking about it for a while. Can we still be friends?
Jean: Of course, I'll try to not be turned on anymore by you.

Shocking the gays

by VibePvP August 1, 2022

shock site

a site that is NSFL meaning to shock someone and also displays gorey content (eg: kekma.ga, goatse.cx, the huzlers, etc)

person 1: wanna go to a cool website?

person 2: yes!

person 1: ok then! let's go to (insert shock site here)

person 2: OH GREAT HEAVENS

by Ciwi k-Chan March 7, 2023

notification shock

noun
The rapid equilibration which results when, after being disconnected from the internet for an extended period of time, you reconnect and are notified of all of the activity you have since missed

I turned off my phone at noon and, when I turned it back on at midnight, the notification shock hit me like a brick

by intron February 20, 2014

Shock-a-rooney

When something is surprising

Mall: that pie had bugs in it!
Nancy: now thats a shock-a-rooney!

by NBeichner March 20, 2023

Shell-Shocked

When you're playing mariokart, you're in the lead and you're doing great and then the person in 12th place blue shells you It literally helped that guy in no way at all and now your shocked, dazed, confused and upset.

Me and my cousin were playing Mario Kart and I got shell-shocked!!

by Random Stranger You Don't Know June 28, 2022

Shitter shock

The feeling when you're pooping in a public bathroom and someone tries to open the door but you can't remember if you locked the door or not

I was taking a shit at Walmart and someone tried to walk in on me, gave me a real bad case of shitter shock

by Shyboiagain July 6, 2019