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whitman stretch

this is what the Whitman brothers do to each others buttholes before they go to the gay bar and have a texas butthole massacre. Always ending up in having to get a ride home in the Nissan Skyline because the younger brother has a plundered asshole he gets fucked in the butthole so much that his pink sock will never get any smaller because he has a fetish for butt fucking and the younger of the two likes to snortwalt whitman then give his older brother the New Jersey Coal Miner
hey bro we should go do the good old whitman stretch
before we go to get fist fucked at the gay bar. YOUR PINK SOCK IS GETTING SHIT EVERYWHERE all over my skyline. every body knows that the brothers drive around in a skyline are way to fucking cheap to even want to pay ever
by jc3poopskin October 8, 2011
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Stretching Room

A magical room on WTC campus where amazing friends meet. Most of the time is spent playing spicy uno and talking instead of doing homework.
Hey, let's meet in the stretching room for spicy uno!
by hannahisdumb June 1, 2018
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D stretch

"I got in a quick d stretch before the rave tonight."
by Ron El Bon June 9, 2016
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A stretch

Doing a drug deal
by Karinpidh October 16, 2020
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Decaire Gay Stretch

the act of raising one's knee towards their chest, then extending at the knee to straighten the leg, which is then parallel to the ground. The leg is then lowered and this motion is repeated with the opposite leg. This action continues until the participant feels sufficiently homosexual.
Sometimes referred to by its informal name, "the horse-kick", the Decaire Gay Stretch can be seen around the world, but is most popular where Don Kings are consumed.
Hey everyone, lets Decaire Gay Stretch so we look as gay as we feel!
by freshnessallthetime June 1, 2011
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Titty stretch

When a guy grabs a girls titty and pulls as far as he can.
Jacob gave me a titty stretch in bed last night.
by Talented81 August 31, 2015
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barbie stretching

The Photoshop practice of longitudinally stretching a photo of a female celeb or fashion model's body, to look tall and thin like Barbie.
These days you'd need to use a helluva lot of barbie stretching to make J-Lo look any good.
by catmanpu January 28, 2014
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