When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.
Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.
by Aeserius December 10, 2016
Get the Turd Sprinklemug. The decoder glasses given at a Friendly's restaraunt. These glasses have red lenses and when worn give the world a different light. In giving everything a red tint it eliminates most colors but some become vibrant.
When bored with the real world I use sprinkle vision. It changes the way I see the world and makes everything much more interesting.
by Rosecoloredglasses November 5, 2009
Get the Sprinkle Visionmug. by SARGENT FLUFF June 11, 2019
Get the agent sprinklesmug. by vickyvic February 18, 2024
Get the bobbie sprinklesmug. Teacher- "we are going to do this project with no glitter no sprinkles! That is for the next project"
by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyeet May 13, 2018
Get the no glitter no sprinklesmug. A gift that a closeted boss gives his employee with the intention of getting in his pants, even though both men are married with children.
"You have done so much for the company. I know you have a child on the way, so on behalf of the company, I'd like to buy you a stroller. Sprinkle Gift ;)
by AceShrift December 12, 2015
Get the sprinkle giftmug. by zuzi :) July 8, 2024
Get the sprinkle songmug.