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Smashed Rat

When one places his genitalia upon a shower screen door while lifting up the shaft, and pressing it firmly. Making the dick and balls looked like a rat that has been ran over.
It was so gross, he showed me the smashed rat in the shower last night.
by lilpac24 February 23, 2021
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graveyard smashed

The state of drunkenness achieved by young people on Halloween. Since alcoholic beverages are always abundant on this holiday and most people are either wearing enough clothes to cover their identity or not enough clothes to cover their undergarments, people always seem to get extra hammered.

The phrase plays off the second line of the chorus in the popular Halloween song 'The Monster Mash', "It was a graveyard smash".
by jzux October 9, 2010
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magma slasher

An awesome youtuber who you should subscribe to.
Wow have you seen Magma Slasher's Latest video? it's an awesome animation.
by Magma Slasher June 15, 2017
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beans smashed

synonym means to be violated analy by someone of the same sex typicaly against your will often a form of male bonding in the penal facility and is used by mexicans as a form of intimidation
There is that fool that stole my cousin vicente s bike he wants his beans smashed holmes
by pooptooth#1 April 23, 2018
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Sami-smashed

That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "sami-smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.
"Is that guy drunk? No, mate he is sami-smashed!"
by sirferris January 26, 2021
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Wrist Slasher

A derogatory slur used on Emo's and Sad lifes.
Guy 1: I'm gonna kill myself. (Cuts Wrist)
Guy 2: Hah, fucking Wrist Slasher. Kill yourself already.
by faggotryfactory November 23, 2022
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fordashy smashes bitches

a really smelly and garbage man
his cum tastes garbage and his dick is 2 mm
he gives the worst blowjobs and puts milk before cereal
fordashy smashes bitches, well uhh, umm, gulp gulp gulp, also you are Floccinaucinihilipilification, anyways bye bitch
by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022
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