The act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc...). This is in reference to the talk show hosted by Jerry Springer. The news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women's clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.
I was in Springer Shock! My girlfriend and my dad! Man, that is messed up!
Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.
Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.
by taxingtacos September 15, 2010
Get the Springer Shockmug. 1. Fisting another person while hooked up to a car battery
2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"
2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"
My girlfriend is in the hospital after getting Shock Fisted
My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.
My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.
by Lord Daddy Vlad October 10, 2017
Get the shock fistingmug. by FrendAmon May 30, 2017
Get the croc shockmug. The state of being in a frenzy of constantly offending people with outrageous jokes of high shock value
Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.
by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013
Get the shock wildmug. a site that is NSFL meaning to shock someone and also displays gorey content (eg: kekma.ga, goatse.cx, the huzlers, etc)
person 1: wanna go to a cool website?
person 2: yes!
person 1: ok then! let's go to (insert shock site here)
person 2: OH GREAT HEAVENS
person 2: yes!
person 1: ok then! let's go to (insert shock site here)
person 2: OH GREAT HEAVENS
by Ciwi k-Chan March 7, 2023
Get the shock sitemug. noun
The rapid equilibration which results when, after being disconnected from the internet for an extended period of time, you reconnect and are notified of all of the activity you have since missed
The rapid equilibration which results when, after being disconnected from the internet for an extended period of time, you reconnect and are notified of all of the activity you have since missed
I turned off my phone at noon and, when I turned it back on at midnight, the notification shock hit me like a brick
by intron February 20, 2014
Get the notification shockmug. When you're playing mariokart, you're in the lead and you're doing great and then the person in 12th place blue shells you It literally helped that guy in no way at all and now your shocked, dazed, confused and upset.
by Random Stranger You Don't Know June 28, 2022
Get the Shell-Shockedmug.