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Scrub

Someone who sucks at life and whom smells, never showers, is extremely ugly, and has no friends.
Oh Franklin is a SCRUB!!!!
by ScrubHater March 6, 2010
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scrub

a whip that you try to get as close to the ground as possible for more speed out of the landing. commonly used to get style points.
MXer 1-Yo man you see james new bub scrub?
MXer 2- Yah his scrub sucks compared to Nick weys.
by Jarrett665 June 19, 2007
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scrub a tub

Smearing your dick with low fat mayonaise with help of a squirrel, and then rubbing moist penis over an old rusty tub from pre world war two, this phenomenon occurs primarily in northern latitude countries such as Canada, extra points are awarded if you rub tea bag you testicles into the mayonaise jar, good brands to use are hellman's. Please note, you can also make tuna salad using your balls.
David S, your dick is bleeding, did you scrub a tub?
by Anonymous11231234141414124112 December 16, 2008
mugGet the scrub a tubmug.

Scrubbing Muffins

Another term for scissoring; two vaginas making out.
Do you think those two chicks are just friends or scrubbing muffins?
by BeeebTeam March 21, 2020
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knuckle scrub

The act of vigorously scrubbing one's anus, usually with hot soapy water, to clean it of leftover fecal matter. It is more a practical technique than a pleasurable one, although some people find it serves the dual purpose.
The toilet paper at the resort was of poor quality so I had to hop in the shower and do a quick knuckle scrub before going to dinner.
by Diarrhea Farmer January 12, 2015
mugGet the knuckle scrubmug.

scrub dublin

Did that girl ask you to motor boat her last night? No, she was all about the scrub dublin.
by Scrubbin November 21, 2015
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flap scrubbing

Literally, manual female masturbation.
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off
She's obviously so horny it's interfering with her work. She needs to go home to scrub her flap.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.
by Shayman Bob June 7, 2011
mugGet the flap scrubbingmug.

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