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San Francisco telescope

When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.
I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.
by BRMedia July 25, 2024
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San Francisco Chronicle

a newspaper serving primarily the San Francisco Bay Area of Northern California. It was founded in 1865 as The Daily Dramatic Chronicle by teenage brothers Charles de Young and Michael H. de Young
n 1924, the San Francisco Chronicle commissioned a new headquarters at 901 Mission Street on the corner of 5th Street in what is now the South of Market (SoMa) neighborhood of San Francisco
by Wendysfg August 28, 2023
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San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
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San Francisco Grandmother

Dude I went down Hollywood Blvd and pick me up a San Francisco Grandmother, 20$ Gummers and 50$ Bummers.
by TheMfingStockingstuffer October 8, 2021
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San Francisco pile driver

A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.
I saw a guy get a San Francisco pile driver now I'm mentally scarred
by Big chief nutsack July 22, 2016
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San Francisco Fedora

San Francisco Fedora is the act of taking a dump on your partners head while having a threesome
Last night I hooked up with that chick and her friend from the club and gave them a San Francisco Fedora
by Sgtkeebler January 27, 2024
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The San Francisco Skeet

When having sex doggy style and then releasing the skeet on her back. Followed by scattering loose rice pilaf onto said back shot.
I happened to have some rice pilaf nearby, so I gave her The San Francisco skeet upon finishing.
by StankyMane January 23, 2025
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