When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.
I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.
by BRMedia July 25, 2024
Get the San Francisco telescopemug. a newspaper serving primarily the San Francisco Bay Area of Northern California. It was founded in 1865 as The Daily Dramatic Chronicle by teenage brothers Charles de Young and Michael H. de Young
n 1924, the San Francisco Chronicle commissioned a new headquarters at 901 Mission Street on the corner of 5th Street in what is now the South of Market (SoMa) neighborhood of San Francisco
by Wendysfg August 28, 2023
Get the San Francisco Chroniclemug. When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
Get the San Francisco wet wipemug. Dude I went down Hollywood Blvd and pick me up a San Francisco Grandmother, 20$ Gummers and 50$ Bummers.
by TheMfingStockingstuffer October 8, 2021
Get the San Francisco Grandmothermug. A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.
by Big chief nutsack July 22, 2016
Get the San Francisco pile drivermug. Last night I hooked up with that chick and her friend from the club and gave them a San Francisco Fedora
by Sgtkeebler January 27, 2024
Get the San Francisco Fedoramug. When having sex doggy style and then releasing the skeet on her back. Followed by scattering loose rice pilaf onto said back shot.
by StankyMane January 23, 2025
Get the The San Francisco Skeetmug.