Rooster Illusion

The delusion that ones penis is larger than it actually is. This mirage causes the afflicted to troll social web sites proving his 'superiority' in all things. See: Douchnozzle

He is an asshole because he suffers from rooster illusion

by Hyperkinetic April 21, 2011

rooster combs

the flabby and loose pieces of skin that hang from the vagina.

look at the scabs on her rooster combs!

by button January 13, 2005

chicken my rooster

To give a hand job because when translated into french, it is "Poule mon Cock".

Why don't you chicken my rooster?

by Michael McDougall December 6, 2007

retarded rooster head

A term used to describe a very flabby clitoris.

I bet that stripper has a retarded rooster head like you've never seen before!

by oicdodd812 June 29, 2010

Red Pill Rooster

Red Pill Rooster, often found yelling at the sun till everyone wakes up.

“It’s not who did it, why did it, where did it, it’s did it really happen.

You’re on level one bro!” - Red Pill Rooster

by Texas Bear August 11, 2019

rooster on da rooftop

Not an actual rooster on a rooftop;
A person who is so awesome;
Slang for friend;
Slang for self.

Synonyms: Home slice, home skillet, nigglet.

Sup home slice?

Rooster on da rooftop is watching TV.

What's up, rooster on da rooftop?

Just observing birds.

by Loxotic November 11, 2017

Roosters three way

2 dudes butt fucking eachother, when the girlfriend of the pitcher pegs said pitcher. Also the name of a local IPA.

I was butt fucking my bro and my girlfriend walked in and that's when it became a roosters three way.

by Dudesnacks June 6, 2020