The Ass Rash Special

Get 3 beers and get two willing female participants. Let them get "drunk". Tell all of you friends that you can't drink because of Islam, and tell the girls that you are "plastered and you want to experiment". Take the already drunk girls and bring them to your room. Proceed to fornicate.

"So did you here about Ali Baba last night? He met these two sluts and pulled The Ass Rash Special!"

The Ass Rash Special by Floyd Mouthcandy February 7, 2008

beard rash 

rash that develops on the chin/mouth area due to performing oral sex on a female.

All my friends are going to know I went down on you because of my beard rash.

beard rash by tippexxxx March 30, 2009

knob rash 

a rash found upon the penis, also an insult.

cripes, i have knob rash!
you, kind sir, arse a knob rash!

knob rash by Schweaty Minge July 3, 2003

Pash Rash 

When you kiss for a long time or hook with someone with facial fuzz

omg, kiah has serious pash rash from jacob's stubble. ew.

Pash Rash by crack daddy xox <3 October 14, 2018

PASH RASH 

a rash u get if u pash way 2 fuckin much

OH my god! Check out your pash rash, that is so wrong!

PASH RASH by CUT THE CHEESE December 13, 2004

boardshort rash 

That really painful chaffing that you get often after a day at the beach, when sand gets caught between your thigh and your boardshorts

Beachgoer 1: Mate I have fuken boardshort rash again!
Beachgoer 2: Dude, you gotta stop waring boardshorts!

boardshort rash by Bulbo December 21, 2007

Batty Rash 

A vaginal disease (STI) can usually always be placed in the catagory of "Batty Rash" Batty meaning vagina, and the rash meaning crabs / impatigo / herpes etc.

can also be used in facial rashes too like colesaws, being lead to believe oral sex has being performed on a Rashed Batty spreading to the face.

Dan: "Liam whats that on your arm?"
Liam: "Oh i have excema on it mate."
Dan: "Looks like youve been fisting a lass with Batty Rash"
Liam: "cheers pal"

Batty Rash by meaty-crease May 11, 2011