Tit to Clit Ratio

The distance between one's breasts and pubic region. An individual who is short-waisted would be described as having a small or low tit to clit (t to c) ratio.
Marilyn: She really shouldn't tuck in her shirts and wear belts. I mean ... there's like nothing between her boobs and her legs and that just makes it worse. She looks like a giraffe.
Diego: Poor thing. She's got a really low Tit to Clit Ratio. Not very attractive.
Gus: Whatever ... I still think she's hot.
by ulysses January 05, 2006
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ass to waist ratio

A number used to measure how sexually attractive a girl is by comparing her butt to her waist. This also shows how big a girl's butt truly is.

This is obtained by measuring the smallest part around a girl's waist and subtracting that from the largest part measured around a girls butt and thighs.

The following A/W Ratios are in inches

>0: Waist is bigger than butt, she must be flat and fat which won't look good at all. Fortunately this is rare (>5%)

1-5: Her butt is ok, this might not look good everyday and probably won't grab your attention. This is quite common
(75%)

6-9: Her butt is pretty big, this is very noticeable and probably will grab your attention. This is quite uncommon

(15%)

10+: Her butt is amazing, this looks unreal and might make you stare for a bit. This is also known as an extreme ass. This is extremely rare, and you may not see another one like this for months.

(>5%)

The distribution of the different A/W Ratios depends on booty geography
(girl walks in)

Boy1: (Looks briefly then turns to Boy2) She's alright....

Boy2: She has a pretty face but that ass to waist ratio isn't too good

Boy1: Yea she's got an ass but she's also got a fat stomach

Boy2: Her A/W Ratio must be like 4 or 5
by Optical Epilepsy April 29, 2010
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meat to bun ratio

basically, you have this sandwich, and this really giant ass bun. and when your sandwich is all bun it sucks, so you gotta make sure you have enough meat so your meat to bun ratio works.
those new thin hamburger buns allow for excellent meat to bun ratio
by meatatarian August 12, 2010
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Chick to Dick Ratio

This is a ratio of how many girls there are to guys. Usually. Of course there is the chance that 1 of the guys has 2 dicks.
At that party the Chick to Dick Ratio was 6:3. And there were only 2 guys!
by The All Blacks Rule!!! March 28, 2007
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signal to noise ratio

the ratio of signal to noise in decibels (dB).
A postitive signal to noise ratio means the signal is louder than the noise. A negative signal to noise ratio means the noise is louder than the signal. Typically, the signal is speech, music, or whatever sound is being listened for.
by Jody August 28, 2003
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P/E ratio

Pussy-to-Effort Ratio. For a given activity pursued by a heterosexual male, measures how much it will help them get laid versus how much effort said activity requires.
Training to become a virtuoso tuba player has a low P/E ratio. Buying an Ed Hardy shirt and acting like a douchebag has a high P/E ratio.
by buster55 August 19, 2012
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Nipple to breast ratio

It is imperative when considering the perfect breast, to consider the Nipple to Breast Ratio, or N.B.R, of course other factors must be considered, such as nipple colour differentiation to breast colour, nipple texture, nipple volume and nipple positioning, however N.B.R tops this list. If the nipple is burger like in size, even the most wonderful of breasts can be ruined in an instant, if the nipple is tiny like a pea, the breast is compromised by having to compensate for lack of said nipple. If you find a woman with a apparent perfect N.B.R (a score out of 10) lock her down immediately, she is golden.
Bloke 1: You should have seen the body on this girl I had intercourse with last night!

Bloke 2: What was it like man? Paint a picture?

Bloke 1: Just perfect man, hourglass like, boobs were great, ass was fantastic, long pins, flat stomach the lot!! She was perfect.

Bloke 2: What was the Nipple to Breast Ratio like?

Bloke 1: Ahhh the nips were a tad to big actually.

Bloke 2: Get out of my life.
by The Nipple Perfectionist June 20, 2012
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