Reretardytard

An individual who is habitually tardy, by reason of mental defect.

Due to a significant lack of brain cells, the same reretardytards were late to class again today.

The reretardytard rerescheduled my phone interview once again, because his brain is broken.

by EightTrackMind April 1, 2015

reggett

Reggett, is most likely a ranger.

Of a race course, or club of some type.

Usually obtains the nickname "Wally"

I'd hate to be a reggett, I dislike the outdoors.

by Jimbob87 August 24, 2017

regreddit

Watching an awful or cringy reedit post makes you wanna say: " I regreddit it "

I've just happily " regreddit " to go on reddit today cause my account got deleted.

by Omega Garfield June 3, 2020

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality

These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...

"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.

by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

anal regrets

when you hold in a fart for an extended period of time until it can be held in no more and when you finally let it go you gag at the stench.

wilfred: i just had a 4 hour meal with my girlfriend and her parents, major anal regrets when i got in my car

by flangeface March 27, 2011

Wayne Regretzkys

(n). A state of mind one has when he/she wakes up the morning after night of drinking and realizes with regret, some of the things they have done or said the night previous.

A deep feeling of shame and regret, brought on by binge drinking and hormones.

A pun on the use of famous hockey player, Wayne Gretzky's name.

Friend: What's up? How was last night?

Friend 2: Ughh.. Don't ask. I have a major case of the Wayne Regretzkys.

by Puss&Boots January 4, 2014

regrext

to regret a text message

I immediately regrext sending that hilarious gonorrhea SMS to my lover

by JKLBH June 19, 2010