puss wish

when at 11:11 pm you make a wish that you will get some pussy in the near future.

Jim:" I made the biggest Puss Wish ever last night and it came true, I totally fucked your Mom!"
Matt: "Awesome!"

by chef's salty balls January 22, 2012

puss hair

used as a unit of measurement for an extremely small amount

say the ball bounced out of bounds just barely, or you missed a shot by a fraction of an inch

"Damn you missed that by a puss hair"

by crackadeeasscracka October 9, 2008

pre-pussing

A term used between bros while trying to sweet talk a girl in hopes of having future sexual activities with her.

Guy: "Yeah man ive been pre-pussing this bitch all night I think it might be my lucky day"
Other Guy: "Sick bro you have her right where you want her. Now go give her what she wants ;)"

by bigmike845 August 31, 2012

Pussy Puss

A sticky vaginal secretion emitted while sleeping.

After waking, Dana had to sit in a tub of warm water in order to remove the pussy puss that glued her lips shut while she slept.

by GerbilMuncher November 20, 2009

puss cock

someone who has a cock but doesn't really have balls

"That little puss cock,Dalton, is a fag."

by charles york November 14, 2007

puss power

The ability of women to control men. This power usually becomes stronger after sexual intercourse.

Dude 1: Man, since you've been with Janet, you do everything she says, what's up with that?

Dude 2: I can't help it...her puss power is too strong!

by Stunrzsis April 15, 2008

puss-bear

1. (Noun)50% puss, 50% bear
2. (Noun)generally used to describe a higly retarded, sour/over emotional human being.

"JEN, your such a puss-bear!!"

by wessers September 5, 2005