Piper

Piper is an amazing girl and she’s very funny. She has brown hair and brown eyes. Piper is the best friend anyone could ever ask for.. Yes she does has a little bit more energy then anyone I know but I still love her. She’s very caring and sweet:)<3

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: That’s piper she’s the best!

by urmomlovescheese May 8, 2022

Piper Wilkes

A boy who is often acting homosexual with his friends. He is considered perverse and really annoying.

"Wow, He's such a Piper Wilkes."

by Joe Hama March 20, 2022

Piper

Someone who engages in sexual intercourse with a female.

Oh, George is such a piper.

by SuckOnMyMuffin December 13, 2018

Piper

slut that likes fat kids with glasses and isn't loyal will cheat on you for any black guy.

Piper-slut that likes all kinds of men like black men and fat kids with glasses.

by Nigger_DIldo April 11, 2017

Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Piper

A girl who bullies their brother's friend.

Me: Dang piper just said i'll die alone
Brother: Yea

by funnydudelolgetgood April 14, 2022

Piper

She got fat tits and wants to fuck 24/7

Piper wanted to fuck last night

by Ivud6 June 15, 2018