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FKK (Philadelphia Community College)

Used by the students of Philadelphia area schools, a derogatory term used to imply a really bad school (one so bad that they would spell Philly with an "F" and Community College with "KK").

FKK is not a real place, but Community College of Philadelphia is a real school.
Whoa bro, Dan's so dumb he's goin' to FKK (Philadelphia Community College)!

You is sooo smart youse goin to FKK!
by maddstterr5555 April 12, 2010
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Philadelphia Surf n Turf

The sexual act where upon a man craps all over a woman's tits and then proceeds to empty out his bladder all over the mess he just created.
Claire asked for the Philadelphia Surf n Turf by name last night! I think this one's a keeper!
by Mr. Charlie007 June 1, 2011
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Philadelphia Barn Burner

To have ones pubic region shaved with a straight razor and then shat upon only to have the shat duct taped from the taint to the happy trail after which he is set on fire as a form of revenge.
After noticing that Steve smacked while he ate, Stacy gave him sleeping pills then performed a Philadelphia Barn Burner.
by Dustin King October 21, 2004
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THE WORST SHOW ON TELEVISION, repetitive, horrible humor and you are a complete honky piece of shit if you like the show. Everyone talks too fast and acts exactly the same as each other.
Asshole: Hey, did you see the latest Always Sunny In Philadelphia last night?

Me: NO YOU FUCKING YUPPIE SCUM PEICE OF SHIT, DIE IN A FUCKING PLANE CRASH YOU FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN IT AHHH
by LebronJackson November 28, 2011
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Philadelphia water balloon

It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.
by Donell Worthington December 26, 2019
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the Philadelphia 500

Philadelphia 500 is something for members of the “community” to be proud proud of .

The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500

The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.
yo-yo yo, we’re gonna party like it’s 1999 y’all The Philadelphia 500 in effect
by Pro stock November 25, 2021
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philadelphia popper

The act of placing one’s testicles into the freshly gaped butthole of your sexual partner, to which they clench their sphincter and eject your balls and scrotum with such force that it makes an audible “POP”.

A treat for sadomasochists and Greek connoisseurs.

There is no agreed upon origin of the term “Philadelphia Popper” only that the term has been used since atleast the 1970s mainly in men’s room trash talk and dive bar banter.
“Hey bro I hear you went home with Candace last night, did she slob on your knob?”

“Even better, I gave her the ole Philadelphia popper! My Balls still hurt like a bitch!”

“Broooooo I thought I smelled shit!”

*chestbump*
by DaRealBigBoss May 13, 2022
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