FKK (Philadelphia Community College)

Used by the students of Philadelphia area schools, a derogatory term used to imply a really bad school (one so bad that they would spell Philly with an "F" and Community College with "KK").

FKK is not a real place, but Community College of Philadelphia is a real school.

Whoa bro, Dan's so dumb he's goin' to FKK (Philadelphia Community College)!

You is sooo smart youse goin to FKK!

by maddstterr5555 April 12, 2010

Philadelphia Surf n Turf

The sexual act where upon a man craps all over a woman's tits and then proceeds to empty out his bladder all over the mess he just created.

Claire asked for the Philadelphia Surf n Turf by name last night! I think this one's a keeper!

by Mr. Charlie007 June 1, 2011

Philadelphia Barn Burner

To have ones pubic region shaved with a straight razor and then shat upon only to have the shat duct taped from the taint to the happy trail after which he is set on fire as a form of revenge.

After noticing that Steve smacked while he ate, Stacy gave him sleeping pills then performed a Philadelphia Barn Burner.

by Dustin King October 21, 2004

Always Sunny In Philadelphia

THE WORST SHOW ON TELEVISION, repetitive, horrible humor and you are a complete honky piece of shit if you like the show. Everyone talks too fast and acts exactly the same as each other.

Asshole: Hey, did you see the latest Always Sunny In Philadelphia last night?

Me: NO YOU FUCKING YUPPIE SCUM PEICE OF SHIT, DIE IN A FUCKING PLANE CRASH YOU FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN IT AHHH

by LebronJackson November 28, 2011

philadelphia toast

Regional name in the greater Philadelphia area for bagels

I want some Philadelphia toast with cream cheese

by Illy Philly June 9, 2020

Philadelphia Flail

An action one does to another when they have been pissed off. First, the annoying friend is grabbed by the nut sack. The person is then lifted into the air by their nut sack. For dramatic effect, you can throw them around in the air, while still holding the nut sack.

Warning: This action may cause rumors of your homosexuality

Annoying Friend: *Is Annoying*
You: Shut up right now or I'm gonna pull a Philadelphia flail on you!

by Just_Some_Random_Dude January 21, 2020

Philadelphia Union

MLS team that lost 2022 MLS cup after denied by LAFC backup GK

managed by: Jim Curtin

Tim: "you see Phili union, a MLS team, and Phillies lost their major cup on the same day"
Bob: "tragic"
Philadelphia union is a horrible MLS team

by Randle30 November 6, 2022