Dear lord

What you say when you don't believe what you just heard, and are displeased by it as well. Can be used in place of smh to make your displeasure more known.

He still hasn't gotten a girlfriend? Dear lord, that's sad.

by briguy117 November 15, 2019

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Lord Felker

The all-knowing king of science education.

Dr. Maki: "I'm not sure how to teach this concept to my class of 39 students." Schmadeke: "You better go and ask Lord Felker for assistance."

by Charlip February 8, 2007

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noun; Lord Baldar (LB for short) is the deity of middle aged, balding, marginally employed Caucasians men. His followers, The Balds, worship him by attending the annual LB-Fest to pray to LB by skipping around a 40' high pasty white phallic object with a couple strands of hair on the tip, which is meant to represent LB as if he were a living human being.

I can't wait to go to Evanston, IL this year to honor our lord and savior, Lord Baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.

by Leornad's Bias May 31, 2017

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Lord Elgin

Having sex in a hotel room chair.

"Man, I totally Lord Elgined her last night up in her room"

by Xoanon August 2, 2009

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Llama lord

The llama lord is known for its godlyness and fluffiness

The llama lord could crate llamas and destroy all llama kind

The llama lord is approximately 100,000,000 meters tall (328083989.5 feet) taller than all llamas

The llama lord’s Scientific name is: lama glama lorma
The llama lord is 60 million years old

Sadly the llama lord is just a myth among the llamas

“The llama lord is very tall” said mally

“Yes it is” said mrs. Candy

by Llama Queen April 12, 2022

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