Lion Diet

a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree

Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.

by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013

Honey Lion

Very beautiful stylish girl, with beautiful curly hair.

honey lion is a beauty
with curly hair.

by Cutielisios December 13, 2012

the lion king

When banging a girl, growl loudly and closely to her face. When done, pick her up and hold her over your head as you proceed to eat her ass from behind. Then, quickly evacuate her house , leaving a "scar" on her heart because the man who just ate her ass so good, left.

Yeah Julia won't talk to me anymore after i did The Lion King on her

by Wade Clark June 1, 2019

sebastian lion

the expression you use when you can't form a coherent sentence to describe how horrid a person/place/thing is.

Note: the "lion" part can be exchanged for any other animal, as long as it isn't a cute animal (bunny, puppy, pony, etc.).

"wow, look at that milf over there."
"dude, she's a total sebastian lion."

"oh look, timmy and cindy are dancing together."
"aww, it's so great when two sebastian lions hook up."
"yeah, so the rest of us don't have to worry about them asking us out. *shudder*."

by kookoobananas92111 May 18, 2010

lion tamarin

An orange monkee, who is very smart and loves coconuts and bananas. She is usually kind and likes games. However she is most pointless living thing.

After going to the store, the lion tamarin paid her taxes.

by Epicgamer738 September 29, 2021

Nandy Lion

A Green Tea shot followed by a Fireball shot.

Nandy: Guys, its past noon on a Wednesday, lets go to the bar and do Nandy Lions.
Nick: You are doing great!
Jeff: Nandy being bad

by DillyDilly1 August 5, 2020

Lion-tail

The hairstyle where a bald dude grows out his side hair and wears it in a ponytail. The hairstyle resembles the tail of a lion where it is furry a d dark towards the tip of the tail but appears bald throughout the rest of the tail.

I went to a Jimmy Buffet concert with my dad and saw more lion-tails than I could count.

by Analyst-gone-Architect May 24, 2021