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Norwegian mongoose

Have you seen Harold’s dick? It’s a Norwegian mongoose!
by Haroldnm69 November 14, 2023
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Norwegian Napalm

After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.
In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.
by MrKumquats June 19, 2016
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Norwegian Prison

Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.
Damn I just killed a man and the cops give me a whole ass hotelroom. I love Norwegian prisons
by Theblueber November 5, 2023
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Norwegian Car Crash

when a party of men come together and have a massive orgy. Then men are usually norwegian but other nationalities are welcome to join in.
Person 1: "I Say, look over there. Those men are having a orgy"

Person 2: " No,no they are having a norwegian car crash!"

Person 1: " Ok, Mmmm... that looks fun"

Person 2: "Wanna join in!"

Person 1: "Ok!"
by The man Who Knows All! June 23, 2011
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norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?
by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017
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Norwegian Slap

Gently putting a viking hat, and then slapping them hard with a salmon on each buttcheek, while screaming OOoooodiiinnn is with us! Commonly done with a friend
I gave that sweet with little lady a norwegian slap, together with Ragnar
by Bing bong ur onion is weong October 31, 2020
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The Norwegian Dip

The Norwegian Dip is the sexual act in which the male counterpart dunks his penis into a toilet and inserts into a nearby crevice.
The bitch pussy wasn't working, Jerry had to fuck around and give her The Norwegian Dip.
by Judas I. October 8, 2025
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