milk norwegian

Milk Norwegian (MelkeNorsk) is used to describe a Norwegian patriot.
A Milk Norwegian person do not wear Merch/Designer clothes, and loves Norway.
MilkNorwegian loves old music, skiing, football and go hiking in the mountains.
A MilkNorwegian person dislikes Rap/Trap/Alternative (Modern music).
MelkeNorsk

Milk Norwegian person: I love skiing.
Milk Norwegian person: I hate Rap-Music
Milk Norwegian person: Why are you always wearing Merch/Designer clothes?

by Yhajkb755 June 11, 2018

The Norwegian Dip

The Norwegian Dip is the sexual act in which the male counterpart dunks his penis into a toilet and inserts into a nearby crevice.

The bitch pussy wasn't working, Jerry had to fuck around and give her The Norwegian Dip.

by Judas I. October 8, 2025

Norwegian Cake Pop

The act of eating a light bulb, gagging yourself to puke it out, glueing it back together and then shoving it up someone else's asshole and then eat it again and restart the process.

"Yo twin i'm bored you Norwegian Cake Pop each other real quick."

by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop November 12, 2025

Norwegian Cake

When Kari and Natalya catch up, as a therapeutic exercise they bake a cake and catch up on gossip and ol' times while drinking wine and lemoncello. They often include special ingredients such as the Norwegian mud slide depending on seasonal availability.

Kari: Hey Nat! Want to come over?
Natalya: Yeah, lets bake a Norwegian Cake!

by Peteyg2012 January 11, 2012

norwegian truffle

When you shove your own testicles into your rectum. Variations include insertion of foods along with the testicles, such as pasta and hummus.

Achmed is acting up. Take this hummus and Give him a good Norwegian Truffle

by US CIA December 9, 2014

Norwegian Sundial

The opposite of a Swiss Watch/ Swiss Colon. A digestive tract that could go off at any time within a 24 hour window.

That curry turned my arse from a Swiss Watch to a Norwegian Sundial.

by Scrotal Wipeout January 9, 2020

Norwegian Drinker

Someone who chugs alcohol like a Norwegian person.
(Norwegians are usually very resistant to becoming drunk)

Jesus fucking christ Jessica! What are you? A Norwegian drinker?

by Fuck Didrik December 14, 2016