"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"
"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"
"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"
by kingbumii June 15, 2015
Get the pressing the olivesmug. Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item
He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.
Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
by Townsman December 30, 2014
Get the trouser pressmug. When a male jumps high in the air (usually off a sofa, etc.) and goes into a backflip in mid air, then lands with his penis inside a woman's vagina or asshole.
by chrisVno3s November 9, 2016
Get the Guttenberg Pressmug. When you fart as you're leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. The victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. Effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.
Sally passed out early last night, so when I left the tent this morning I press and sealed that bitch.
by pressnseal October 4, 2015
Get the press and sealmug. A lot like a screwdriver, but is made with everclear rather other brands of vodka. Extremely strong, extremely dangerous. Originated in Plymouth County, MA
by Marshallman99 March 1, 2018
Get the Drill Pressmug. A test of strength commonly exhibited by college males while heavily intoxicated. Wench Pressing is when during a football game, the home team makes a touch down, and a group of men celebrate by lifting up the nearest slut and throwing her into the air one time for every point that was scored.
We scored! Where's Carly?
She's over there getting Wench Pressed by those frat guys.
Wench Press?
It's a real word. I found it on urban dictionary.
She's over there getting Wench Pressed by those frat guys.
Wench Press?
It's a real word. I found it on urban dictionary.
by Ticklemyknob87 November 29, 2011
Get the Wench Pressmug. When someone is abnormally urged to do something.
Person 1:"Want to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders together?"
Person 2:"Oh I'm so bloody pressed."
Person 2:"Oh I'm so bloody pressed."
by Internet_Theorist April 4, 2022
Get the bloody pressedmug.