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Blow-worthy

When a guy does a favor for a girl that's so helpful, so amazing, only a blowjob is suitable repayment.
"Wow, Sarah. Last night my car broke down at 3 am. And the only person who was still up was James. He drove all the way across the city and helped me get it started. Then he escorted me home to make sure it didn't die again."

"That's definitely blow-worthy. Did you blow him?"
by krandall September 7, 2013
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Board-worthy

When a photograph is so complimentary that it would look good on the photo board your family creates to display at your funeral.
That photo Jeanne posted of you and Leighla watching television is completely board-worthy.
by Chibob1963 March 1, 2014
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Gorilla Worthy

When you'd pay a thousand dollars to sleep with a girl.

Indicates extreme worthiness.

Can apply to any girl - whether a pro or not.
Dude: jesus! check out that chick!
Dude: yeah, gorilla worthy for sure.
by Big Mac on Acid August 27, 2009
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