When 2 dudes are cheek to cheek, and 1 shits in the other dudes butt, and they’re now sharing a single log, they become brothers.
by FuckGuyTheThird July 24, 2021

To "subway" someone (verb): To hit a cop, especially federal law enforcement, with a footlong Subway sandwich. This often occurs after a long argument or rant directed at said cop, and particularly during times of increasing fascism, nationalism or corporatism.
Man with footlong Subway sandwich: "Sir! Get the fuck outta my city you bootlicking motherfucker! We didn't need your fascist police state!"
Federal cop:
Man with footlong Subway sandwich: Throws his footlong Subway at the cop. Runs away slowly and is caught and charged with a felony
Federal cop:
Man with footlong Subway sandwich: Throws his footlong Subway at the cop. Runs away slowly and is caught and charged with a felony
by Late Stage Piss Jugs August 15, 2025

a dood from subway who is a dood who is a dood who lives at subway and he's a dood sponsored by subway.
by Kaitlyns son May 6, 2021

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by Rin-dog April 5, 2011

by Cloudzuwu April 21, 2021

Interchangeable with: Metro Sweats and Underground Sweats.
When the temperature of the subway is so vastly different from the winter temperatures outside and you immediately break into an uncomfortably uncontrollable sweat in your winter clothes.
When the temperature of the subway is so vastly different from the winter temperatures outside and you immediately break into an uncomfortably uncontrollable sweat in your winter clothes.
"Man it was so bloody cold I got all layered up to leave the house and then I got such unrelenting subway sweats within minutes."
by metroSweater December 22, 2013
