Caca Monger

When a dog takes a shit that turns white over an extended period of time and then a monk makes a pregnant women lick the dog shit until she dies

That was a real caca monger I saw

by That Teacher 6969 July 28, 2024

Grease monger

A lady with grease on her back who may or may not bottle it and sell it to the highest bidder

“Hi madam your the grease monger I hear? could I grab some of that goose grease, your selling by the bottle?”

by Kijjam December 07, 2024

Spaz Monger

A person who does something stupid.

A: What is he doing?

B: Uh, Spaz monger.

by hellsyeah July 24, 2008

The Fish Monger

Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.

Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.

by Steve Jobs 21230 May 27, 2017

claude monger

A scientist that is loved for his lab work. He is a well known guy who yells out claude monger on a daily basis

Aye mate, quit fooling around or i'll get claude monger on you mate!!!

by CLAUDEMONGERLOVER December 04, 2018

Missal monger

1. A Catholic priest. 2. A zealous Catholic worshipper. From missal (the Catholic book containing the text of prayers, chants, responses and the like used in the Mass) + monger (dealer or broker).

Father Mike is quite the missal monger, he really had folks fired up with that service on Sunday.

by FitofPeak2 January 25, 2025

Himbo Monger

One who obsessively looks at Himbos on the internet a collector of Himbos if you will.

Yeah, they're definitely a himbo monger I mean just look at what they looked up.

by DadsnDykes April 02, 2024