lavik-mobile

1. An amazing piece of automotive equipment, dripping with power and fully tricked out for optimum performance. Also happens to be in the shape of a van.
2. What lavik rides in.

1. What? Your riced out Honda has no chance against the omnipotent lavik-mobile.
2. The lavik-mobile is here, the fun can begin.

by booshmaster April 30, 2003

Mobile Condom

A person who has been cummed into and binned

My friend Dave is a mobile condom, he gets used all the time.

by Dangerously Ginger January 23, 2021

mint mobile

The phone provider with a mascot that has more than 8 rule34 results, and 8 results too many

Mint Mobile User: wow I just got Mint Mobile
their furry artist friend: yeah I like it too but we can talk about that later

by xruser January 5, 2022

Iraq Mobile

The official vehicle of Iraq and Coems land

Iraq mobile

by Wigglemyweiner May 2, 2023

Tesco mobile

General cunts who lie & misinform

Another scheming Tesco mobile worker

by former Tesco customer November 25, 2019

mooger mobile

a mobile that moogers drive typically used by shliptokes

a mooger mobile is a car driven be moogers

by shliptoke March 6, 2021

mint mobile

The preferred mobile provider of child pornographers nationwide.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle both used Mint Mobile to send kiddie porn?

by Burns August 7, 2021