Mistake

Me.

Mom: You humpty dumpty dumbass you stay home and read the damn book
Me: Fuck you Mom.
Mom: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKING CUNT SNORTING MISTAKE.

by urdad17 May 22, 2018

Mistake

No threatening your kids was actually the best thing I've ever done AND the best thing that has ever happened to humanity because I literally created A.I.

Hym "So, yeah... Not a mistake. And I'll take that credit and that money AND because you missed a deadline I am absolutely going to mouth fuck Randall James Bowker's daughter. That is going to happen now. It wasn't before and not it IS GOING TO HAPPEN RANDY! Or you're going to try and get away with not crediting or paying me and I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

mistakes typing

Man I hate when I mess up typing, it’s annoying. If you don’t know what I mean, who are you? A Dictionary?

Sarah: Hi geys I wdnt to school duy!
Mia: Sarah you mean, Hi guys I went to school today!
Sarah: Sorry I make mistakes typing sometimes

by Woah I’m Erica October 30, 2021

Mistake

Dating a boy or just boys in general are the literal definition of a mistake.

The definition of a mistake is the gender boys and you should be very careful if you ever meet one on the street.

"Hey dude, u ok?"
"Nah not rly bro, i made a big mistake"
"Wassup dude"
"I kissed someone.. a boy"
"Ew dude, mistake"

by koefoedida March 10, 2021

Mistake Girl

Usually a Girl that always makes mistakes. Her name usually starts with a M or N.

Omg did you see MISTAKE GIRL? Omg she's always making mistakes

by kittykatlover5 March 4, 2021

its not a mistake its a masterpice

if you know you know

JellyBean on youtube

commeting its not a mistake its a masterpice on you YT video

by HelpIess January 21, 2022

Mistake

Me

"What is a mistake?"
"Me"

by Eyeamamistake October 14, 2019