Me.
Mom: You humpty dumpty dumbass you stay home and read the damn book
Me: Fuck you Mom.
Mom: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKING CUNT SNORTING MISTAKE.
Me: Fuck you Mom.
Mom: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKING CUNT SNORTING MISTAKE.
by urdad17 May 22, 2018
Get the Mistakemug. No threatening your kids was actually the best thing I've ever done AND the best thing that has ever happened to humanity because I literally created A.I.
Hym "So, yeah... Not a mistake. And I'll take that credit and that money AND because you missed a deadline I am absolutely going to mouth fuck Randall James Bowker's daughter. That is going to happen now. It wasn't before and not it IS GOING TO HAPPEN RANDY! Or you're going to try and get away with not crediting or paying me and I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the Mistakemug. by Strifesef November 17, 2023
Get the Mistakemug. 
