Missouri

Sorry excuse of a state

Lets go to that sorry excuse of a state Missouri to see a man fall on his face after being chased by a baby.

by MrBongoMan December 12, 2022

Missouri Frosty

When you get the food crack which is a Wendy's frosty and some godless human decides to stick their dick in it.

Jeff: Why the fuck did you give me a Missouri Frosty?

Frank: I hate all things good and holy.

by darkred22 May 10, 2018

missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023

Missouri Muckraker

The act of a male mucking out the dingle berries and other greasy extremities from a females anus in preparation for anal sex.

“Last night I gave Susan a Missouri Muckraker before plastering her hole.”

by Greasygreaser May 3, 2020