Miguel is a tryhard at games but he is a very nice person, patient, has an amazing sense of humor, and has a soothing voice.
by a person who miguel likes January 22, 2022

by maszchujawdupieigochlupie February 19, 2024

a guy who is not shit. he will lead you on, tell you the most sweetest shit ever, tell you he won’t go back to his ex and then go back to her.
“girl ! let me tell you about this guy that lead me on. he ain’t shit”
“is his name miguel?”
“yes !!!”
“is his name miguel?”
“yes !!!”
by themostperfectgirl November 18, 2023

He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.
Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel
My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.
Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.
My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.
Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.
by Ruperta69 November 22, 2021

a very horny man
by fuckyouandurmader December 6, 2021

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019
