michael or mike they are jerks. they might care about you at first but turn on you and move to the next person.
Girl 1:why are you crying?
Girl 2:did you date another michael?
Girl 3: yes...
Girl 1:i told you not to trust them! they break hearts!
Girl 2:did you date another michael?
Girl 3: yes...
Girl 1:i told you not to trust them! they break hearts!
by mylunatuna July 30, 2012
Get the michaelmug. An online term used to describe a homosexual new to the gay community. Newcomers are named 'Michael's.' Terminology used frequently in gay chat rooms. This term would be applied to males whom appear more feminine in personality or appearance. Can also be applied to transgenders.
We welcomed 'Michael' into our community.
by TxTnks November 10, 2007
Get the michaelmug. The ugliest human being ALIVE!
beware of Michael this creature will burn your eyes
A Michael is a untrustworthy person who will stab you in the back once he has a chance to
Michael also picks on innocent people for not reason
Michael is a major DOUCHEBAG and a ASSHOLE!
beware of Michael this creature will burn your eyes
A Michael is a untrustworthy person who will stab you in the back once he has a chance to
Michael also picks on innocent people for not reason
Michael is a major DOUCHEBAG and a ASSHOLE!
Becky: omg I saw Michaels face roday
Laura: ewwww is your eyes okay
Becky: yeah but that was some disgusting SHIT!!
Laura: ewwww is your eyes okay
Becky: yeah but that was some disgusting SHIT!!
by manny1222333 December 13, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. A michael is someone who is tough and never backs down from a fight, but is sensitive and meaningful on the inside. He's seen as somebody you can trust and is reliable to the ones he loves most and his girlfriend sexy af. also got a fat dick and pounds good. His banter is unbeatable and there isnt going to be someone else the same as him - his smile is the most attractive thing you could fall in love with and hes seen as a loyal person who you will never get bored off. can be a dick sometimes but the memories you make with him will never be forgotten. also plays overly good at any game smh. also will roast the shit out of you ion every sarcastic form possible. luv u michael hehe.
by bigbootyhoe2.1 November 14, 2020
Get the michaelmug. Michael is the most intelligent person ever. He will always be by your side when your days are rainy. When he there by your side those rainy days are gone because of him. He’s my bestest friend I ever had. He always find a way to make me smile and laugh. He’s extremely loyal. But including girls broke his heart many times but he learned from it. When he learned from it he warned me. Because he never wants the same thing happening to you. Michael is an Amazing person, very kind, helpful, etc. Everything about him is perfect he’ll never break your heart into pieces like the others. Keep him forever you need him and he needs you. You can see his eyes shining bright in the light but be careful when looking at his eyes he sees you!!! But KEEP HIM FOREVER 💕♾🤞
by Rehana I. October 18, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is the kind of guy to make you laugh on your hardest days. Or when you don't expect it, he will smirk or give you a bright smile every so often. He is intelligent and has a super goofy personality. And when he shares his interests with you he will ask you to please try his interests too. Then you will adapt to them and start liking Michael even more and more until you can't stop thinking about him. He acts tuff but he's a softie on the inside. He dosnt show it all the time but, he really does care for you a tonnnnn. He will always keep the conversation going and keep things on a good level. He's silent but deadly and knows how to see around things. He is such an amazing guy, and I will forever love you M.X.M 😋
-K.E.I.S
-K.E.I.S
by Ksantos27 December 7, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a caring, intelligent and handsome young lad who has dark blond hair and eyes as blue as Mediterranean seawater. He is a bit of a nerd but often wears sporty clothes. He might seem like an indoor person, but in reality he travels loads and keeps trying extreme sports. He has an easy-going personality, is always loyal to friends and keen on helping others. He particularly enjoys watching TV shows from the 90s and discusses characters with friends as if they exist in real life. Michael is generally a technical and practical person, but he is secretly an idealist and a romantic. He is a closeted poet/pianist/painter who longs for beauty and love.
A: You tried hang gliding, finished reading Man's Search for Meaning, rewatched season 5 of Friends and learnt to play Nuvole Bianche over just one weekend? You are such a Michael!
by not_evil February 18, 2021
Get the Michaelmug.