mermaid

my cute cat

mermaid is very cute

by cool tiktoker April 21, 2020

little mermaid

Its when a girl gives you oral sex when your driving a boat

Dan: Hey guys I got a little mermaid yesterday on the boat
AAron: thats tight

by Dan aka M.O.B January 24, 2007

Mediman

The word Mediman is used by a person when describing someone much cooler than himself, who knows what to do in every situation possible. The term "Mediman" itself was started to be used in the cold war.

Oh my god, Jeff is so Mediman.

by Jeff Sandersmenson August 31, 2008

Mermaids Flannel

The term reserved for a woman with a very, very wet fanny.

"Her chuff is as wet as a mermaids flannel!

by Cunty B February 23, 2009

MerkMania

(verb) a location where you get all your merk gear and merk accessories.

"Whats good lil nigga", "whats poppin with those black gloves?"
"Oh yeah, you like those... I got them at the MerkMania!"

by ChaiseCheree April 11, 2009

mermaid lick

When the woman, after feeling her orgasm, cums and the males face is there to lick it and 'play around' with his tounge. Her legs instantly snap shut like a mermaids tail and she is unable to walk.

Jim was giving amy the time of her life. She just orgasmed and then he gave her a mermaid lick. He died later that evening

by Poopypooyown June 25, 2014

'Meritard

a person so hell bent on patriotism and 'merica emotionally that all reason and/or logical thought can not be understood, processed or ever accepted. Usually starts drooling whenever Lee Greenwood starts playing.

Bubba was explained the meaning of freedom but being a 'Meritard prevented him from understanding

by Higbittytoes July 28, 2015