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Melissa

The most ugliest person ever ... they like to rub their ass all over you , jump over seats , and dress like cartoon characters.
Melissa is such an ugly ass bitch
by Anonymous 1204 May 4, 2018
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Big nose, sychopathic honey bee!

Melissa is always attracted to guys who are unlike her, and is always acusing people of wrong-doing before asking them if they used her razer.

She can be immensely bi-polar: she can be a real bi-otch about things and can literally become the Incredible Hulk; but other times really nice, gentle and as sweet as honey as her name earns.

Plus, she loves her animals.
melissa's personality??
by m%m%m% July 31, 2011
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A Melissa are someone who can easily fall under pressure and become depressed. Results to taking unprescribed medicine, or drinking. They will want to cling to your side because they feel dependent, especially in hard times at school. Best friend will be a cat, probably for life. Walks slumped over, and kills all happy moods of others. A "Buzzkill"
Hey whats wrong?" "I had a drink last night.." "Oh no dont turn into a Melissa!
by RachelBlackburn May 14, 2011
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You made my Melissa all wet!
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Melissa is baby
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Melissa

An awful person with anger issues. Very petty, insecure, and self-loathing. Is nice to your face, but very toxic and back-stabbing. Abuses their kids and neglects them to sell drugs. Don't be a Melissa.
Why did you just hit your child all because they were talking to someone you don't like? Stop being a Melissa!
by gruesomegordy January 2, 2021
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