by JemimaPuddle September 9, 2006

by imogen Lehndorf April 5, 2018

by INFECTEDJUGGALO66 January 4, 2010

When one is contacted via telephone and asked to "pop round to the office". When one does so, the conversation promptly goes off topic and results in an extended stay in the "office" reducing work productivity by at least 90%
Colleague 1: "Did you get lost?"
Colleague 2: "No... Worse... I Got Marked"
Colleague 1: "Oh no... What now?"
Colleague 2: "No... Worse... I Got Marked"
Colleague 1: "Oh no... What now?"
by On The Juice March 12, 2020

by Phil McCracken765 May 12, 2018

Jordan:Hey, mark do you know you have crack
Mark:REALLY!!!!! Let me check myself!!!
Jordan: (((snicker)))
Mark: You bitch!!!!
Mark You stole my crack!!!!!
Mark:REALLY!!!!! Let me check myself!!!
Jordan: (((snicker)))
Mark: You bitch!!!!
Mark You stole my crack!!!!!
by jojobreez May 16, 2011

by Wishbonez0r May 15, 2010
