by JemimaPuddle April 19, 2006
mark has a tiny tiny tiny tiny brain
by imogen Lehndorf March 21, 2018
by INFECTEDJUGGALO66 January 04, 2010
When one is contacted via telephone and asked to "pop round to the office". When one does so, the conversation promptly goes off topic and results in an extended stay in the "office" reducing work productivity by at least 90%
Colleague 1: "Did you get lost?"
Colleague 2: "No... Worse... I Got Marked"
Colleague 1: "Oh no... What now?"
Colleague 2: "No... Worse... I Got Marked"
Colleague 1: "Oh no... What now?"
by On The Juice March 12, 2020
by Phil McCracken765 March 19, 2018
Jordan:Hey, mark do you know you have crack
Mark:REALLY!!!!! Let me check myself!!!
Jordan: (((snicker)))
Mark: You bitch!!!!
Mark You stole my crack!!!!!
Mark:REALLY!!!!! Let me check myself!!!
Jordan: (((snicker)))
Mark: You bitch!!!!
Mark You stole my crack!!!!!
by jojobreez April 25, 2011
by Wishbonez0r May 14, 2010