mcflurry monday

2 mates who go for a mcdonalds mcflurry every single monday without fail.

"pick you up 3.30 for our usual mcflurry monday?"
"you knows it, xxxx"
"see you shortly!"

by greenskill July 29, 2014

male monday

male Monday is the day where men get all the rights, despites the law. They can do what they want for 24 hours. Happens every week, and should be a big tradition celebrated world wide

This tradition was made by GGCentral

Courtroom:
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday

by ChineseDictionary January 22, 2020

Christmas Monday

The day off (fulfills paid holiday quota) that companies give their employees when Christmas falls on a Sunday

"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"

"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."

by bingolingo December 28, 2011

monday chin

A small patch of short hairs on the underside of one's otherwise clean-shaven chin. In some cultures, can be attributed to an individual's lack of shaving diligence during a lethargic morning routine. Commonly but not exclusively visible on Mondays.

Did you see Dan's monday chin? Must have been a rough weekend!

by motrfan April 2, 2012

Ass monday

Ass monday is the day of anal sex. Also known as monday

I can't wait till it is ass monday because me and my girlfriend will have anal sex.

by Satan is a part god July 12, 2016

fish monday

fish Monday is a superb holiday celebrated each Monday. you must make a fish post on said Monday or the consequences include but are not limited to, stage 4 cancer injection in the balls, meet and greet with amy schumer, omega 3 fish oil lubricant during sexual intercourse, and finally death by a heavy slab dropped on the balls and/or stank fart to death.

"Hey did Devyn post for fish Monday?"
"Yeah, no slabs will be dropped on his balls."

by fishmondayadvocate June 30, 2021

Monday Neck

When somebody had a ‘fun weekend’ and hickies are found all over their neck that Monday.

Damn Justin must’ve had quite the weekend. He walked in with Monday neck today!

by Querty345 December 21, 2018