When It Monday

be like im sad and lonley plz help am very sad today and want f o r t n i t e b u r g e r
life form: r u sad

other life form: yeah cause when it monday
by peeweehermanthethird December 20, 2019
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Triple Monday

A Triple Monday is the first Monday in January. It is the Triple Monday because it is the First Monday of the Week, First Monday of the Month and the First Monday of the Year.
Triple Monday was particularly difficult this year because New Years day was on a Sunday.
by Deepthoughts75 January 03, 2022
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fish monday

fish Monday is a superb holiday celebrated each Monday. you must make a fish post on said Monday or the consequences include but are not limited to, stage 4 cancer injection in the balls, meet and greet with amy schumer, omega 3 fish oil lubricant during sexual intercourse, and finally death by a heavy slab dropped on the balls and/or stank fart to death.
"Hey did Devyn post for fish Monday?"
"Yeah, no slabs will be dropped on his balls."
by fishmondayadvocate July 01, 2021
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Dirty monday

Dirty monday is going on the sesh with the boys on Monday and sinking as many drinks as possible while having work the next day
Dirty monday got out of hand last week
by Lil.briggs May 29, 2020
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Bxner Monday

The last day of a boys trip long weekend, also known as day of the dead. Typically involves packing up suitcase still drunk, rushing for flight back home, with afternoon filled with fear and self loathing about getting home to spouse and then tackling the prospect of work tomorrow.
I look forward to this trip all year, but I gotta say, Bxner Monday is a day that I wish didn’t exist.
by JYYYYY May 10, 2019
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trash monday

What Mondays look like in many retail business. A day often filled with problems that were too small to bother customers on the weekends.
"I just wasted 30 minutes explaining what voicemail was to some idiot. I hate Trash Mondays.".
by Customer service clown March 02, 2020
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mac monday

a day to appreciate mac miller by posting a song by him on social media every monday
“oh did you see caroline’s mac monday post?”
“yea i love that song
by p3n!s April 19, 2021
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