Maggotitis

A condition one suffers from when they are so fly blown and infected with maggots

Take a look at old mate over there. What a retard. He is definitely suffering from maggotitis

by Matthias Evandro June 21, 2024

Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots

'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

Maga Maggot

a supporter of the Maga Movement

I'm not going any where near that rally. its full of Maga Maggots

by luckyjoecanuck February 29, 2024

maggot twitches

Maggots that twitch. It’s in the name. You’re dumb for looking it up.

I like faggot bitches. Almost as much as I like maggot twitches.

by Beyazzled October 29, 2018

fucking the maggot

I way Irish people say your just here to have fun.

Bruce: Stop Fooling around Mark!
Daniel: Ahh let him go he just fucking the maggot.

by I'm not Irish February 19, 2021

Maggot

Australian slang for someone who is proper fuckeyed

What are you doing tonight jimmy?
Im gettin maggot

by TheRealMoeLester August 22, 2020

Maggot fudge

When you abuse your penis too mutch and a mixture of blood pus and semen seeps from the end. This is the fudge. It has a very tangy taste to it. The maggot refers to the male genetalia.

Mate, i made some maggot fudge last night, hurt like hell ngl

by Canabalistic Worm December 29, 2018