Maddie

that girl with plain tastebuds, she's a different breed, does not like spicy food, talks about how it burns to take shits, lactose intolerant.

maddie really do be taking stinging shits doe

by flergins October 4, 2020

Maddie

that one girl who's always talking about her stinky shits, she also hates spicy food and loves toasters and the color yellow.

maddie just took a fat shit, bro

by flergins October 4, 2020

Maddie

The best girl in the whole entire fucking world! she is the best person that you will ever meet and I hope you meet her cause damn, she is hot as fuckin hell bro.

damn that girl looks like a Maddie

by cOroNaviRuSBad October 12, 2020

Maddie

Has a super tight cooter. Fucks only the biggest dicks. Loves guys named Sean.

I fucked Maddie.

by DinoDaddy69 October 15, 2020

Maddie

A girl that usually has dark hair. Often the hottest girl in her normal social setting. A Maddie is the type you love forever, not the type you date short term. Her personality will be kind and amazing.

Guy 1: Are you listening to me?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Bro, I was telling you about what I did with my friends yesterday...
Guy 2: Oh, sorry. Maddie just walked in.

by kingcyrus October 15, 2020

Maddie

maddie is a type of girl that loves to give ucks. she sleeps with the entire school and sleeps with the teachers to get better grades. (because shes stupid). she also has a crush on alfred since the beginning (2006), she tries to give him uck but she dont have a bunda so it doesnt work.

man 1: whos that girl with no banda over there?
teacher 1: shes a "friend".
alfred: her uck game is trash, its maddie

by Bob.Boberson November 2, 2020

maddie

Maddie is an amazing girl that will be too nice to you too often, she will always listen to what you tell her, you can lose yourself talking to her, she will always make a bad day a great one if you know a Maddie don't let her go

guy 1 "whos the new kid?"
guy 2 "her names maddie"
guy 1 "really! I've got to go talk to her"

by ironic name November 5, 2020