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why my dad left

Me: why my dad left?
mom:so your dad left cause you suck
by BiboTheBilbo April 24, 2019
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no child left behind

Another one of Dubya's mistakes. The biggest bullshit program ever instituted in the history of the United States, aside from maybe the Draft. While participating in No Child Left Behind, the lessons you will be taught are dumbed down so children like George W. Bush can be pushed through the school year. Too bad the advanced students have to deal with the remedial bullshit too.

We couldn't have the remedial, general, and advanced classes anymore, can we?
Worker: I had to deal with No Child Left Behind, now I work at a gas station.

Governer: I was elected governer because I had the best grades out of my high school class, a whopping 1.7 GPA!

Random Citizen: De De DEE! I are smart! No child left ahead really worked for me!
by The Last Gunslinger July 28, 2008
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by Yellow Dart June 3, 2003
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Left Is Law

You always pass a bowl, joint, blunt or a bong to the left, the saying left is law is just a reminder of that.
Hey jackass, I am next. Remember, left is law.
by NJ Weedman 77 January 1, 2009
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Left behind

Leading a hedonistic and/or narcissistic lifestyle that would result in one being "left behind" when the alleged christian rapture allegedly happens and all the alleged "good" christians are taken to an alleged heaven. Thus leaving behind all the people not desired by the alleged christian alleged god.
Dan: Babe, you are so going to get left behind with that attitude.
Michelle: You mean with all the cool people?
Dan: Um, ya. Never thought about it like that before.
by gtbarry May 9, 2013
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Left Handed

Having a natural preference to complete more tasks with your left hand rather than your right. Being able to successfully and skillfully do things with the left hand. Left handed people are often brilliant, more so than right handed people. If not brilliant, which is very possible, they are usually creative in some aspect.

Left handedness is NOT always passed on through genetics; Every person in my entire family for generations have all been right handed, but all of a sudden, here comes me and my two sisters. We are all three left handed.
Allison is left handed because she writes with her left hand and does other things with her left hand as well.

ambidexterity
by Miss Wisdom December 14, 2011
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Left 4 Dead

A First person shooter game where you and 3 other people can play as survivors or infected

Survivors:
Louis
Francis
Bill
Zoey

There's no difference in their abilities of the humans.

Infected:
Hunter-An infected that can jump really high
Smoker-An infected with a really long tongue who'll try to choke you to death.
Boomer-A fat infected that explodes when killed
Tank-A muscular infected that can toss things at you.
Witch-The strongest infected. I don't advice you to fight her,unless you got no choice.

You start in a safe house with weapons, health packs and ammo,take all you need.

As you leave the safe house,you'll be fighting zombies.

To make it more difficult,they run very quickly and are in a large number.

In each level,there will be a horde coming at you. The horde is a load of zombies running at you. So teamwork is very important.So work together or you'll all get killed.
*horde coming*

Players: Shit.

Left 4 Dead
by ......17 February 27, 2009
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