Internet time lapse

The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.

Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.

Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.

by AMorgz August 23, 2010

charlie large

giving 100% commitment or attention to something, or even sometimes going over the top to acheive something. very british saying, known to orginate from london. possibly...

yeah that guys always giving it the charlie large one

by Kris Ryan March 20, 2008

Laredo

Shitty-ass town; used to be nice; now it's HELL ON EARTH.

Hi, Jim, where are you from?
Laredo.
*bang**thud*

by laredo sux December 15, 2003

large dark nipple people

A race from a far away planet, ruled by the invicible Wing-Blow, who was purposly taught wrong... as a joke. His nuts-to-fist style of martial arts is world renowed and feared.

"I rock... and roll... all day long. Sweet Suzy!"

"No! He will kill you like a small dog!"

"Oh God... again with the squeaky shoes!"

by Tristan & Elise November 3, 2004

Laredo

It's a border town in south Texas. The population is approx. 200,000 on paper. There are, however, a great deal of illegal aliens who don't respond to the Census. This city is mainly hispanic and believes the U.S. is mainly Christian for some reason.

I hate Laredo. It should be nuked from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

by Raqem August 19, 2003

Large Hadron Collider

A device that when used has the potential to create miniature black holes. Physicist have assured us that this is of no concern, though, for two reasons. One is that these black holes are supposed to evoporate due to Hawking Radiation, which is an unobserved theory. And the other is that if the LHC is capable of producing black holes, cosmic rays should produce miniature black holes frequently when they collide with the atmosphere, which totally ignores the fact that these natural miniature black holes would have velocities much greater than the Earth's escape velocity. So there is a distinct possibility that when this collider fires up in 2007, the Earth could be doomed to be slowly accreted by miniature black holes at the center of the earth. However, you can rest assured that the physicists that are willing to gamble with the functional existence of Earth on the basis that this scenario will not happen do not seem to care.

Firing up the Large Hadron Collider without observational evidence of Hawking Radiation is like not putting enough life boats on the Titanic.

by Josh V December 19, 2006

large richard

When you want to disguse calling someone a big dick and confuse people.

Jerry:"that fag cut me off!"
Kurt: "yeah what a large richard."
Jerry:"what?"
Kurt:"think about it."

by Robby p August 27, 2005