lana is the biggest bitch that exists in her eyes we are all unclean crumbs that do not deserve to live she rules the penises of men and no one is equal to her.Alcoholic is her second name and she is a medical mystery how her body still functions. She is thought to one day cure AIDS. She is obsessed with kinky things and most of all she loves scratching and strong sex by sticking her head in a pillow. The most dangerous are Lanas who are Sagittarius in the horoscope they will literally devour you.her opinion is supreme and undeniable. in nature are often seen with a large gang of ladies who do not have their selves in front of her. Lana is dangerous and you need to be as far away from her as possible because she is biting. At the end of the day everyone loves Lana and wants to be like her because in one word she is perfect and is the biggest bitch in the universe
by Hwhwhdhd November 22, 2021
Get the Lanamug. 
by Barstoolhuskie August 31, 2024
Get the Lana and Alexamug. SHESSS the bestgirldfreidnwd ever I love her so much. Trust me she is the cutest person youll ever meet and will ever see. If you have a lana shes a keeper.
I love lana.
by Trebalord March 25, 2022
Get the Lanamug. very quirky outgoing fun little bitch. super alt/indie/kpop/arctic monkeys the neighborhood type shit. super emo when alone and stays in her sanctuary (her room) and never comes out. DORA THE EXPLORER CUT and obsessed cow patterns. TIKTOK addict that sends u her/his whole fyp. Giving rue from euphoria vibes and giving a plant mom. to sum it up, basically the GIRL of ur DREAMS.
Person 1: hey why is lana del rhane wearing her maroon hoodie in class everyday
Person 2: shes in her “im fucking crazy but im free” phase, u ought not to mess w her now…
Person 2: shes in her “im fucking crazy but im free” phase, u ought not to mess w her now…
by MSSWIZZLE November 22, 2021
Get the lana del rhanemug. Hello Lana this is your boyfriend. I was just wondering when you were ever going to come home. I miss you so much and I'm really tired of waiting around for you. It sucks not talking to you. I really want you and no one can replace you. I don't know what the problem is or what's keeping you from me. I think about you everyday and not having you is torture. Please talk to me. I haven't found someone new. Is there something I did wrong? I've been trying my best to get by without you and recently it's been hell. Honestly, what the fuck are you doing? I thought we had something. I feel like an idiot waiting for someone who apparently doesn't care about me. It's not fair. I don't like making a fool of myself on the internet but I don't know what else to do. You haven't texted or called. What we had was great and I would love to continue that. I feel so lonely and dead inside. How much longer will you keep this up? Please, pretty please, with sugar on top, call me or text me. SOMETHING. I think enough time has past. I don't bite. Please stop this madness. If you think it's cool what we have right now you are totally wrong. It's not cool. I love you all the way even though you're putting me through hell. You just left and years have past. I don't like this. I would love to love you if you'll just let me. This situation doesn't make any sense. Please, for the love of God hit me up.
Friend: Aren't you dating Lana?
Friend 2: Who is Lana? I barely know who she is because she doesn't talk to me. I don't know why but I really want her to.
Friend 2: Who is Lana? I barely know who she is because she doesn't talk to me. I don't know why but I really want her to.
by Snslaahs April 12, 2024
Get the Lanamug. The definition of perfection. We will never have another artist as influential Lana. And plus, many of your favs (for example, the weeknd and Ariana Grande) also love her. She is perfect. Her albums are all a piece of art. Don’t even get me started on Norman Fucking Rockwell
by oskarfromidk August 23, 2023
Get the Lana del reymug.