Jonny Mort

The ruler of the motherfucking kinder gems and has a true passion for the queen (cherokee).

Jonny Mort will rule da' world!

by M45H December 22, 2018

Bobby Wobby Wlobby Robby Ronny Jonny Gonny Tonny Fronny Tarantonny the Fourthonny

cervusTheBobquavious full name

Hey, is that Bobby Wobby Wlobby Robby Ronny Jonny Gonny Tonny Fronny Tarantonny the Fourthonny???

by Cervus91 August 3, 2024

Jonny

A guy that takes no shit off anyone and is not afraid to stand up for himself. He is also very sexy and sometimes just irresistible. The funniest guy you will ever meet and can make you can literally when ever he wants. Streetwise and smart. He is the ultimate alpha male

Jonny is just the that guy you wanna be

by Cozo12 November 6, 2018

jonny longdong

Jonny longdong is a man called jonny with you probably allready know has a long dong

Have you heard of jonny longdong 'slong dong

by Jonny longdong August 13, 2022

Jonny

The short version of "Jonathan".
Mostly used to describe black people who like to eat "fufu".

Men, this dude is a real Jonny.

He is always trying to steal my fufu.

by Helloitisdima May 6, 2018

The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.

Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

frozen jonny

A shit in a condom frozen used for a dildo.

Jenna "Pass me the frozen jonny!!!"

by Moncho123yehyt May 18, 2019