Jonathan

Means:

A gift from God.

And as sure as hell he is.

The best ones are strangely ginger.

Girl 1: So who's this new guy you're dating?
Girl 2: Oh, just some guy called Jonathan.
Girl 1: Dibs on Maid of Honor.

by cannacoop7 June 24, 2013

Jointing

The form in which bud is consumed as a recreational activity shared with friends.

Rules

1: 2 or more consecutive joints inside 4 hours and 20

minutes

2: Joints must be shared with 1 or more friends

3: Joints must be hand rolled

Hey man, how was the trip down here? Dude it was awesome, we were "jointing" the whole time!!

by Sky Harris March 26, 2013

Janitor Headphones

Headphones seen in movies and in TV shows being worn by janitors, usually used for jamming out to the latest cassette tapes; this can be seen in media from 1996 or 2016. The janitor is always the same person who’s wearing a bulky pair of 3.5 mm audio jack headphones (over ear, “noise cancelling”) or a cheaper pair of “on ear” headphones with an adjustable metal strip that goes over your head.

Person: "What are you wearing?"
Assumed to be Janitor: *Jamming out to The Cure on his walkman, mopping and not giving a fuck*
Other person: "Those are Janitor Headphones. He's probably a janitor.

by doodramsey August 24, 2016

Jonathan

Jonathan’s are really caring and they will try they’re best to make you happy in every way. They take good care of their hearts and take their time to find the perfect girl. A Jonathan and a Yedith are a great power couple!!

“I wish Jonathan was my boyfriend”

“Does he have a girlfriend??? Damn she must be lucky”
“Is her name Yedith, wow, that’s a great couple right there”

“He’s so sweet”
“Well duh, he’s a Jonathan”

by Therealmexicangirl November 16, 2018

Jonathan

He is a smart kid. Loves Eating although he is intelligent he loves to annoy others and doesn’t know when to stop.He is also sometimes a bully online .

Jonathan you scally way!

by Reinoso April 13, 2019

Jonathan Chan

A huge piece of shit and a gigantic asshole.

Boy 1: Oh my god! It's a Jonathan Chan! RUN!

by Siiekfidoslpawpdjd February 24, 2020

Janitell Junior High

A school located in Colorado Springs, Colorado. The males are either weirdos or pedophiles, often both. The females are short nine year olds who can't think straight.

Guy 1: I met this one squeaker girl on Fortnite.
Guy 2: I bet she goes to Janitell Junior High.

by ZeLegend69 June 8, 2020