if you meet a jonathan you are the most lucky person. he is the sweetest, most caring guy you’ll ever meet. if your upset he will try to cheer you up even if he’s down himself. he’s the most incredible guy you will ever know. jonathan is normally a flirt and super cute. he is also a really great kisser and is always down for netflix and chill. when you feel the touch of his lips you can’t get enough. he’s so addictive. if you have a jonathan in your life your pretty lucky
girl #1: who’s your new guy?
girl #2: jonathan the sweetest, loving and cutest guy i’ve ever met.
girl #1: i wish i had a jonathan
girl #2: jonathan the sweetest, loving and cutest guy i’ve ever met.
girl #1: i wish i had a jonathan
by secret🤫 March 29, 2019
Get the jonathanmug. A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.
Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.
Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, cardboard from tablet boxes, or anything you can find laying around.
Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.
Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, cardboard from tablet boxes, or anything you can find laying around.
Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.
by Pianopunk August 21, 2017
Get the A Jonathanmug. jonathan is a very nice person, and very loyal to his very small group of friends. he has hair like a dweeb and acts very cringily. he is an akward guy who stares at girls and sometimes boys
robert:Hey jonathan nice hair DWEEB.
jonathan:thanks
phil:*whispers* CRINGE i think im ded
chris*joining*: no shi* sherlock
jonathan:thanks
phil:*whispers* CRINGE i think im ded
chris*joining*: no shi* sherlock
by Oof roblox oof October 12, 2019
Get the jonathanmug. by Ohyesman1203 June 18, 2018
Get the jonathanmug. The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.
by ReadySetCuddle August 24, 2008
Get the A Jonathanmug. 
jonathan is a boy who will tell you he is in love with you and wants to spend the rest of his life with you but will break your heart by leaving you. then he will keep coming back making all these promises and that he will stay this time but wont. and does the same thing over and over again.
by xxloloxx August 10, 2018
Get the jonathanmug.