Resentment Junky

A person addicted to feeling persecuted by others who don't share their convention, typically manifesting itself in a charge of elitism over trivial things.

Typical resentment junky thinking: "God I hate beer snobs, they just hate Bud Light to think they're better than me."

by the gravy boat March 20, 2013

Cluster Junkie

1. A person that thrives on intimate space of 2 or more individuals.

2. An evolved close-talker that insists and grouping together, or clustering, of multiple people.

She crowded into the two men in the elevator like a cluster junkie.

by Sgt. Lexicon July 22, 2009

Comfort-Junkie

A person who claims to be your friend, but who refuses to do anything to help you when you ask;
A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.

Even though everyone comes to my house to eat, hang-out, and party; when I needed help painting the kitchen, the comfort-junkies were all busy playing video games and watching movies, to pick up a paintbrush or roller for five minutes.

by mysticklemom November 14, 2018

junkie jaw

When taking ecstasy and ones jaw becomes jutted making their face distorted and the jaw look huge.

Check out the junkie jaw on wee robbie, hes pure mad wi they eckys!

by Jimmywhack August 23, 2016

Junkie Jesse

A seemingly normal guy at first but then you find out he robs, is a predator, spends your money on hookers and drugs and has a rap sheet that’s 18 pages long and then his $10 for “traffic tickets” makes sense because his junkie sister and mom call about his restitution payments

Damn boy that junkie Jesse is passed out in front of my house again leaving me stabbed up sexually crazed deranged notes.

by Yergirlchucklespssssy May 31, 2020

Lipstick Junkie

When you are absolutely addicted to lipsticks . You know you are a lipstick junkie when you're trying to buy a lipstick color and someone makes a remark about how you have 5 the same exact color. Also when you spend your free time looking at new lipsticks. Every lipstick junkie has their "Go to color" . AND YOU DEFINETELY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN : Matte, Demi-Matte, Sheer, Velvet, Satin, Cream,Pearl, Long wearing & Gloss.

Jess is such a lipstick junkie she's been in Mac for 2 hours looking at colors that are exactly the same.

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by Angel💖 April 28, 2016

granny junkie

One who is addicted to banging their friends' grandmothers.

A younger individual who likes to eat rank, dusty, sour pussy.

John: Damn, your g-ma is looking fine!
Dave: God...what's wrong with you she's 85?!
Mike: Dude, that doesn't matter to John, you know he's a granny junkie. He banged my grandma twice last week!

by jumbo granny panties January 10, 2011