Bacon Tree

An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.

Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.

by DieLawn September 6, 2007

lorax tree

When your dick has fuzz on the tip of the dick instead of the normal pubic spot.

"My girlfriend was turned off after she saw my lorax tree"

"Doctor: I'm afraid you have a bad case of the lorax tree"

by Moist Asswipe March 30, 2017

tree froggin

Tree froggin is what happens to a male when his sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to sweat; usually the result of working out.

Man, my nuts are tree froggin my thigh like a sombitch.

by sacajawea's junk January 31, 2006

smoking tree

To smoke marijuana.

"Lets smoke some tree."

by the devil made me do it January 20, 2003

sperm tree

Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer), smells like spunk when in full bloom. See "semen tree" also.

"God, I wish my neighbors hadn't planted that sperm tree next to our fence. Now my backyard smells like furniture from a whorehouse."

by Torsky March 10, 2008

three on the tree

having a three speed transmission where the shifter is actually located on the column. seen in 60s model fords.

my 65 ford falcon had a three on the tree.

by carbombxhooligan December 6, 2004

Tree Climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.

Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.

"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."

by Arborman February 3, 2020