You want me and my life to be worse than yours on the basis of things I've said so you are trying to deny me the credit for the things I've done because if you can't punish me for doing things you don't like (regardless of the consequences or laws) then your just going to refuse to reward me for my virtues EXCEPT you aren't actually rewarding people with "resources" for their virtues... You are stealing resources for and giving resources to the fat cocks because they make your pussy twitch and it FeEeEeLS SoOo GoOoOoD!!! You're like the Key and Peele "Awkward" sketch where you don't actually have a genuine thought in your head so it's just "I choose the bear!" And I say, just feed anyone who chooses the bear to a bear. And THAT is why the Taliban exists and THAT is what makes Muhammad a fucking genius because THAT stops THIS from happening and if your faculties of reason could override your orgasm derived brain spams it wouldn't be necessary. It's also why we don't need sex robots because (in the context of determinism AND evolutionary biology) WE ALREADY HAVE THEM AND THEY ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO.
So this is what's happening here:
Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym "Seriously, I-"
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym 😑
You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*
Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"
You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
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Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"
You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"
Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"
You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*
Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."
Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym "Seriously, I-"
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym 😑
You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*
Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"
You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
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Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"
You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"
Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"
You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*
Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
Get the What's happening heremug. by shardchannel December 12, 2023
Get the Shit happens to the best of us.mug. A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.
Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.
If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.
If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!
Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.
Person A: What? What do you mean?
Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.
*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.
Person A: What? What do you mean?
Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.
*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
by Hawkbone January 20, 2025
Get the Nothing Ever Happensmug. <.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Fuck THis Shit For A Second <AnUdA>&<AnUdA> Let Life Happen<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Mamamamamammamamamamamamamamma September 3, 2023
Get the what happened SQUID GAMESmug. <.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>mug.