gurt

this is gurt, meet gurt, pull of gurt

ima keep it a gurt sybau

by JerrySucksToes April 27, 2025

Gurting

When someone's doing something very smart but also very dangerous

See what's he's doing its VERY SMART BUT ALSO VERY DANGEROUS (GURTING)

by Spy noob April 15, 2025

Gurting

Doing something very smart but also very dangerous

Joe is meeting up with the huzz, hes gurting

by feel the pain in his dih April 12, 2025

Gurt

Basically, it’s when you say yo gurt, gurt would say yo, and this is the name of the guy who says yo.

Yogurt
Gurt: yo

by Justgivemeanunusedpseudonym May 29, 2025

gurt

gurt = yo tends to just pop out of nowhere, uncalled on.

*additionally, ghurt = yo (negative form)

fan: “stay hydrated”
hydrated: “i’m not going anywhere”
going anywhere: “yeah ur not, i am”
hydrated: “no im hydrated”
no: “nice to meet you”
you: thanks
gurt: yo

by dingdongdoorbell April 25, 2025

Gurting

To "gurt" is to do something very smart, however very dangerous.

Jo is gurting to get the huzz.

by dollita May 16, 2025

naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!

P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*

by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017